mom showed me a chunk of rabbit meat today. the first thing that came to my mind was that it looked like a giant dick (well, it really did, not gonna lie) so I told her about that. she was so disgusted that I think she gagged at one point in the bathroom and demanded for a glass of water afterwards. and I was just really confused because I honestly had no idea she WOULDN’T interpret that piece of meat looking like a dick because BY COMPLETE FRIGGING COINCIDENCE IT REALLY DID LOOK LIKE ONE. unbelievable.
My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay
this is my favourite version you cant stop me
THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WOULD IT WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE FROM LIKE— ELSE’A PERSPECTIVE OR SOME TINY UNNOTICEABLE FAIRY THAT MAKES NO SOUND
REMEMBER, WHEN DISNEY CHARACTERS BURST OUT INTO SONG THEY DONT HEAR THE MUSIC, JUST THEM AND WHATS HAPPENING AROUND THEM
AND THIS REALLY PUTS INTO PERSPECTIVE JUST HOW
fucking weird these assholes are i mean like seriously what the fuck
[GLaDOS voice:] *cough cough* OTPS *gasp!* So deadly… *cough cough*… I’m choking… *cough* BWAHaHaHAha I’m kIDdInG. When I said “deadly OTPS” the “deadly was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in the stuff. Put it on my cereal, rub it right into my eyes… Honestly it’s not deadly at all… TO ME.You on the other hand are going to find it’s deadlines… a lot less funny.
[SFM] Between the Barriers - Saxxies 2014
SCENEBUILD POWER TO THE MAX!!! (not really)
Sonic Rivals 2 costumes for the eight characters.
Sonic cheeta costume reminds me of the outfit he wears in the Japanese manga. Knuckles looks absolutely weird in his Eggman costume, while Silver looks pretty cool in his Christmas costume. The first Rouge costume reminds me of her spy costume in Sonic X anime. I dig Metal Sonic’s Jester costume. Very bright and makes him seem like a candy robot.
TOO MANY GOOD SAXXY ENTRIES THIS YEAR!!!! They make me want to do something myself. I will work hard. I will take some initiative. I promise not to complain. I won’t run away. I won’t lose it. I think. Maybe.